… all right, we can make it a glass if you like. Either way, the String Project are doing our first all-acoustic performance in a while – this has also sadly involved dispensing with vocals and beatbox as well as visuals, but nonetheless it’s a pleasure to play knowing you’re hearing exactly what each other are playing and the audience are hearing, rather than the odd buffered-off feeling of being dependent on monitors (or even worse guesswork if you’re amplified but there’s no foldback … ).

Monday (yes, this Monday, the day after tomorrow), 1pm, church of St Michael at the Northgate, Oxford. Best of all, not only do you get 40 minutes of live, intimate, acoustic chamber fusion to break up the middle of your Monday (all Mondays need breaking up, whether you do a 9 to 5 or not!) … but you get it for free! Excellent. In the words of walking Oxford institution Matt Sage, see you down the front …