Well, I know what’s going to be stuck in my head today. In a couple of hours I’m off to Birmingham for an orchestral concert, and because there’s hardly any money involved, I’m going by National Express. Cue expectations of overpriced crisps and tea sold by a jolly middle-aged woman with a rump the size of Luxembourg, prams and calorie-counting students, all inspired by the Divine Comedy’s biggest hit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3NVPOedkEk

See you tomorrow!