London Viola Player, Violinist & Arranger For Hire

Street corners and station concourses

One of the various bootstrapping tactics I’ve employed on my musical earnings in the most recent phase is to get on the London National Rail busking scheme. This is broadly similar in principle to the now-legendary Tube busking scheme – you apply, and if approved send in your availability (temporal and geographical) and any marked preferences, and are allocated slots which you are able to use. Or miss out on.

Unlike the Tube scheme, there is no audition (though recordings / videos are requested at application). The scheme is also nowhere near as oversubscribed as its better-known cousin (when I did some research a couple of months ago, there was no indication of when there might next be a round of applications for Underground licensed busking. Presumably when someone with a licence gives up busking, moves away from London, or dies. I assume neither happens very often).

At first tryout, I was sceptical. The takings didn’t initially seem to be much higher than a well-chosen street spot, and there are the disadvantages of inflexibility, security briefings (separately at each station, with videos, forms and the need to present my passport and public liability insurance certificate at each one – though at least I’m getting use out of one of the benefits of my Musicians Union membership … ) and travel costs.

However, busking is a volatile business at the best of times. While I’ve been tailoring my set (and learning some more material) to try and slant two hours’ material better towards what people seem to enjoy and pay for,  the results in street busking have been limited. Conversely, some good places and times on stations (6-7 on a weekday at Charing Cross; 2-4 on a sunny Saturday in Victoria, with a major demonstration taking place that day!) have brought in double or more the takings per hour that I would call a normal baseline rate.

So I’m sticking. And in a phase of life where lots of things to do but few fixed hours can all too easily lead to putting off anything that doesn’t ‘have to’ be done, ‘use it or lose it’ slots have their pragmatic advantages too. So, in Britain at any time of year, does having a roof over your head (literally). We’ll see how many of those little coin bags the rail network can fill up for me and the long-suffering staff at Putney post office where I pay them in.

Paddy’s comes but twice a year

Sound a bit Irish? Truth can be stranger than fiction …

For any working musician who can string together ‘Whiskey in the Jar’,  there are two days in the year you tend to wish could happen more often: New Year’s Eve and St Patrick’s Day. Not only can you probably command significantly higher rates then than at any other time, you’re likely to turn down more enquiries due to already being booked than you would in the rest of the year.

This year, Elaine and I managed to get our wish in a small way under the Kindred Spirit brand. The two of us, as a duo playing almost entirely Irish material with a scattering of country and crowd-pleasing pub-rock (not so pub-rock when you do it with just female vocals, guitar and violin!), played on St Patrick’s itself (Friday) at the Swan Inn in Isleworth. It was what I’d call more or less the best of what bar gigs can be: people attentive and enthusiastic despite not having paid to get in, a few who probably hadn’t come for the music audibly being pleasantly surprised by what they heard, reasonably paid, and a raucous good time all round. The following night, being Saturday, was the date North Hants Golf Club had chosen to bump their St Patrick’s social on to – with sit-down meal, quiz and live band, in the shape of the full five-piece Kindred Spirit lineup. There were a few more originals on the set list this time, but the overall tenor was broadly similar. Here too, I certainly can’t complain as a matter of business – a very good fee even once split between five, food rider on top, and proper dancefloor. However, we were a little at the mercy of overrunning dinner and a crowd who were more inclined to talk if they didn’t reckon they could dance to this one. No lairy Black Velvet Band singalong second time round alas, nor yet audible shouts from the crowd of ‘Devil went down to Georgia!’ (I love it when there are requests for songs we know. Particularly when they were on the set list anyway … ). It was a good gig, but it felt a bit more like a function one; even though on paper it was a better way to make a living, and I am full of admiration for the older gent with the very authentic Irish dancing and the couple who I reckon must have done ballroom competitively at some point, I know which gig I had more fun doing!

Looking forward, it’s now less than a week to a big event for this same band (again going out as the full quintet): our self-promoted full evening’s feature concert at All Hallows Church, Twickenham. This will very much be ourselves in action as a folk-rock act in our own right, with Elaine’s songwriting front and centre, duelling violin and flute / sax solos, all the effects out and a full programme. If you’re not convinced already,  let me leave you with a genuine testimonial from one of Friday’s audience:

I thought Nigel Kennedy was the man, but now I’ve met you.

Need I say more?

Top grade live Filth

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Sick of The Filthy Spectacula not playing where you live? (yeah, me too, and I’m in the band) Or find the venues, ticket prices, late hours or smell off-putting? Simply don’t have the time?

Well, now you can see and hear us live at your convenience from the comfort of your own home – or indeed wherever else you choose to access the internet. Of course, nothing quite matches the unique experience of being there, especially with a band like this where you get something a bit different every time (if only the choice of swear words between songs … ). But this is live audio, live video, shot in single takes in a room with a live audience. It’s the closest you’re going to get to a cut-out-and-keep Spectacula gig – for now …

Check it out – and whet your appetite for more live shenanigans. Or even pass it on to your favourite local venue for us!

Out of the ordinary

Not all unusual is better of course. It is rare, for instance, for me or any of the projects I’m involved in to perform for – well, I won’t state a number, but the fee for Sunday night. It is rare for me to play rock to a seated audience, and while it has its points in terms of attentiveness, I tend to fear the likely passivity. And it’s while since I’ve done a band set as short as 30 minutes.

But then again, it is most unusual to get to be the only other act sharing a bill with a name as big (even if now in danger of being considered a nostalgia act) as Curved Air; which was what Kindred Spirit and I were doing to close Claygate Music Festival on Sunday night.

I’m far too young for their heyday of course (I was born about 15 years later!), and in some ways I’m not a natural  prog fan. But they possess truly truly excellent guitar, keys and drums talents, a fiddle player who emerges from doing a lot of fairly straightforward melodies or backing chugs (with personality-of-the-event stage presence however) to employ occasional startling virtuosity, and some heavier, brooding moments that, together with occasional more social / political comment lyrics, did really connect with me.

But regardless of my personal liking for their music, I am far too aware of the band’s standing, particularly perhaps among the majority represented age bracket at this gig (village music festival in inner Surrey after all) to take lightly the handful of strangers who told me or Elaine we were better. (Though I am going to modestly claim they were probably biased by a very high feedback tone that the sound engineer couldn’t manage to eliminate, but which there is no reason to blame on the band just because it was in their set.) And those aside, this was very much a musically literate crowd who weren’t going to be swayed just by me bouncing around the stage on the wireless pickup – their compliments meant something, and they were numerous.

My experience isn’t that having supported a big name helps your career, as a band or an individual player, very much. Nonetheless, it’s a nice point on the CV for all of us, and something to talk about down the pub.

Down the pub being where Elaine and I are spending St Patrick’s Night (this Friday, if you don’t follow these things), unsurprisingly – the Swan Inn in Isleworth, juicing up proceedings with Irish and other songs and tunes the evening long. The following night, the full band of Kindred Spirit seek classier surroundings in the form of a Hampshire golf club – sadly not open to the public even when we’re playing. We’ll bring you back a beer mat.

Check back for more upcoming gig news, including my first truly pro musical theatre run and ‘cosmic’ rock in a church …

In rep

Last night’s gig was one of those rare but appreciated freelance return bookings, strengthening the viola section (this time –  I have played violin for them too) of the London Repertoire Orchestra. Playing a concert with them is itself a mild contradiction in terms, since their usual setup is to rehearse a major work for one evening only, moving on the next week to avoid boredom or perhaps facilitate attendance by players who cannot block out a particular evening week in, week out (this model, with corresponding weekly rather than termly / annual subscriptions, seems to be increasingly common for choirs / singing sessions where the ‘rehearsal’, with its recognised health benefits, mental and physical, is the aim in itself rather than a stage of preparation for a public performance). However, they do, with small shifts of personnel, perform concerts from time to time, usually as charity fundraisers, and this was one such, as were the two previous occasions on which I’ve joined them.

The programme, perhaps mildly ironically, was fairly core material: Brahms’ fourth symphony, Grieg’s piano concerto and Beethoven’s third attempt at an overture to his only opera. (The first three overtures are known as Leonora 1–3, after the title Beethoven wanted, against the wishes of the librettist and impresario; the eventually performed overture is known as Fidelio, after the eventually used opera title. All are now generally only performed in concert … ) However, this does not mean the concert was a walk in the park! Brahms’ symphonies are uniformly complexly structured, densely textured and challenging to fit together (besides his love of extreme modulations leading to perhaps excessive use of double sharp accidentals), and keeping ensemble together in a high Romantic concerto such as the Grieg always demands sustained close concentration from conductor and orchestra. Besides considerations of sheer difficulty of parts and speed. I had played the Brahms and Grieg before, but only on violin parts (2nd, with Merseyside Youth Orchestra, in the Grieg and 1st, with Oxford University Philharmonia, in the Brahms), and it is characteristic of Brahms’ orchestration that that was not a great deal of help except in some understanding of the architectonic structure of the work.

However, you could certainly cut the concentration with a knife by concert downbeat at St James’ Piccadilly, and I think the (close to full) audience got everything they came for – after a rapid ascension of playing and ensemble over the few sessions’ rehearsal period. Massive extra credit must go here to piano soloist Mariko Brown. Firstly, it is (regrettably) highly unusual for a concerto soloist with an amateur orchestra to show up to an additional rehearsal before the day of the performance (I suspect the orchestra usually cannot afford the extra fee); but it makes a huge difference to the integrity of the performance when they do so. It is still more unusual to have a soloist committed to the quality of partnership in a concerto to the extent that Mariko is, being entirely willing to explain how passages should fit, make adjustments where absolutely necessary and even point out when the orchestra is in fact being accompanied by her rather than vice versa and can make more of the fact! A refreshing change from the all too common risk of presenting a finished interpretation to which the orchestra (via the conductor) must simply supply an accompaniment as well tailored as possible.

All in all, a substantial and musically satisfying (if occasionally slightly edge-of-the-seat) concert experience, and one that I hope to, if not repeat, extend similarly at some time in the future – though the connection is already ultimately responsible for my July booking to play the Britten Illuminations and Tippett Concerto for String Orchestra in Wantage.

In the meantime, I’m trying to get away from remembering to plug upcoming performances at the end of blog posts and making readers search through posts to find when I might be playing by adding a future diary to the home page of this site. Be that as it may, Kindred Spirit and I are off this afternoon to support Curved Air (!) at the Claygate Festival, and will be getting busy next weekend with an actual St Patrick’s gig as a duo (in Isleworth) and a full band gig riffing off the date the following day (members only I’m afraid; a golf club in Fleet). Stay posted!

Paid to practise

So Sunday’s job was an unusual one.

Firstly, because who ever (unless they land work doing Anglican church / cathedral services) gets paid to do music on a Sunday?

Secondly, because I bagged it at less than 24 hours’ notice, carrying out the admin on my way to the previous day’s rehearsal (and concert) and in the rehearsal break. This marks, incidentally, the first time in many months I’ve actually got hired for anything through Encore.

Thirdly, because the job was actually just a rehearsal. Genuinely, the principal viola of high-standard amateur group the Ernest Read Symphony Orchestra looked at his lists of regulars and apologies and concluded he might well be on his own that day. When your day’s rehearsal is 6 hours (10-1 + 2-5) and you only do a couple of those before the day of the concert, it perhaps makes sense to not leave your section that small (at least being able to observe divisi markings is useful for a symphony orchestra!); but it is a mark of dedication to your hobby to pay up out of your own pocket to bump your section.

So I showed up in Camden and had the unusual pleasure, for a dep / freelancer, of being able to play a fairly full day without the pressure of a concert in a few hours, and of being able to go through a programme in more detail than is usually allowed me (after all, my ‘standard orchestral model’ has only half this amount of rehearsal before the concert; here, I was there for double that and the orchestra are going on to rehearse for as long and a half again before they perform. The difference in level of detail is striking).

Much of the programme was fairly familiar stuff presenting fairly few challenges. Although the advantage of working with a slightly more generous rehearsal schedule and, critically, a good professional conductor (Tim Redmond, I find on doing a swift bit of web research, with whom I was very impressed indeed) is that regardless of the ‘difficulty’ of the material, you can actually work on polishing things that would otherwise be acceptable but less than ideal, and on getting performance flair rather than just getting it right. These are the things sacrificed by the shoestring performance economy.

Nonetheless, not that much to report on a couple of Williams film themes, William Tell (except that ricochet bowing on viola is something I can’t remember being asked for before), the Swan Lake Scène, a pops suite from West Side Story (not Bernstein’s own Symphonic Dances, which would have kept us all very occupied!) and a lovely little bit of orchestrated Debussy. The particular meat of the day for me was getting to look in a certain amount of detail at the inevitable but challenging choice for a programme themed on transport and motion: Honegger’s Pacific 231.

At first listen, let alone first play through, this can seem like a sort of rhythmically programmatic version of those orchestral crescendi in ‘A Day in the Life’: discordant groaning noises made to speed up and slow down like the steam train doing a short run that it is intended to depict. There is actually so much more, structurally, to it than that, and what I loved about Redmond’s approach was that it was geared to bringing out the structure, the patterning and therefore the sense that the piece makes, so that you can put it back together as something other than aggressive noises with carefully built in accelerando and rallentando.

In order to do that, you have to know this very complex score, for a large orchestra, inside out. The simple bit is pulling out the unisons in busy textures: ‘Right, we will now have the violas, second clarinet, second trombone, third trumpet and second horn at bar x – who are all playing the same part.’ (I’m ad-libbing the part list there, but not completely – that represents roughly the combinations involved in one instance.) And if you think spotting who’s playing the same part on a conductor’s score is easy, remember if that list above was real it involves three different clefs and three different transpositions.

There is more, however. Is canon getting lost in surrounding texture? Play the canon entries resynchronised so they are in unison, before putting the piece back together (incidentally, credit to the orchestra for getting this concept first time –  I have seen this tried elsewhere and the players utterly fail to grasp that the desired result is for them to start playing at the same time from a different point in the score to the section next to them). Does something sound like arbitrary chromaticism when it’s actually made up of two perfectly lucid sets of material overlaid – just that they happen to be in different keys? Separate the section into the two tonalities to rehearse them separately (this is a real claim on careful advance organisation – no way you can decide to find all the parts in concert E flat minor on the hoof).

The result is that something which simply induces a near-panic to start with (argh! all the notes! must just play next note! and watch conductor’s beat! and survive to the next rest!), and sounds just as inchoate, becomes comprehensible to the players – and I have a firm belief that if music has a comprehensible shape to its players, then that comprehensibility can be communicated to an open-minded (though only an open-minded) audience too. Which is always an important consideration when programming a ‘difficult’ piece like this in an amateur orchestra concert where the audience will almost certainly not come either to hear that work or with any familiarity with it. Oddly, by the way, I was played it in school curricular music lessons as an example of programme music, and therefore suffer from an assumption that everyone with a musical background hears the title and vaguely goes ‘Oh yes, the one about the steam train that gets faster and then slower.’ This assumption is demonstrably wrong from Sunday’s experience.

All in all, the mildly unusual experience of a paying job that was not massively stressful, and it is very easy to argue was good for me as a musician. And given the way it tipped it down round here on Sunday, a much better way of earning the day’s bread than trying to find somewhere dry to busk!

In praise of the Other

So tomorrow is International Women’s Day I believe (it was much easier to be certain when I worked in Oxfam headquarters). And Saturday’s job was an early commemoration of the date, bumping an amateur orchestra (Harmony Sinfonia) viola section for a concert celebrating women in music – female conductor, female soloist, female composers.

I somewhat wonder if the conductor and soloist were more the preconditions that prompted the concert theme than a result of it. Certainly it is not that uncommon for classical flute soloists to be female today – in fact I suspect the gender balance is the other way (there are plenty of other instruments that sadly make up an overall patriarchy of solo performers though). And it’s a curious but objectively observable phenomenon that female conductors of professional orchestras are very rare, but female conductors of amateur ones not particularly uncommon. When I play a concert where everyone is being paid and the conductor is a woman, I’ll write about the directing at much greater length.

However, the main point being made here was being made by the choice of repertoire. And, to start with something a bit counterintuitive, part of that point resided in four out of the five featured composers being dead.

You see, there is a tendency to assume that art music has emerged within the past half-century or less from a total male dominance to a relative but still incomplete gender equality. Now there is a certain amount of truth contained within that assumption – when Rebecca Clarke was hired as a violist by Henry Wood in 1912, she was one of the first (some tellers of the story say the first) female professional orchestral musicians in the UK. And, returning to the compositional sphere and looking at the other end of the binary opposition, it is certainly true that the profile of women composers is higher now than it ever has been. But this does not mean that that situation sprang fully armed from the forehead of Zeus somewhere round about the time the pill became available, male homosexual activity was decriminalised and ‘Please Please Me’ hit the charts.

The main work of the evening, Amy Beach’s ‘Gaelic’  Symphony, and Cecile Chaminade’s Concertino for Flute, were both written before the first world war. The other two substantial works on the programme were Nancy Dalberg’s Capriccio (1918) and Grace Williams’ Penillion (1955), leaving as the only representative of the postmodern era or of a living composer two movements from Debbie Wiseman’s suite for the current queen’s 90th birthday celebrations.

(A word on names – I am adding the first names not in order to emphasise these composers’ gender or to implicitly belittle them by less formal reference, but purely because they are not household names and so it would be unwise to assume knowledge of who they are.)

But of course the real question is not the history of the works but their musical quality.

I would not presume to claim that I know the core orchestral repertoire inside out – especially given there are (at least) three parts I might play in any normal orchestral scoring, and that my theory / musicology knowledge could be greater. But it is also true that a relatively confined canon makes up the overwhelming majority of music performed by orchestras, especially if you look at amateur as well as professional performances. And it is a long-term opinion of mine that this denies audiences and players the chance to experience a lot of music that is very nearly as good, or even as good, as that canon but simply less well-known.

I would put the vast majority of this concert in that category. The Beach, for starters, is a fully-fledged and ambitiously conceived late Romantic symphony, both of its time and in some ways highly distinctive. It is also, despite being not vastly long for the period (though it dwarfs anything Classical in length), a very hard play for the strings in particular – performing it on one rehearsal kept us hired extras on our toes! It certainly deserves a place in programming fully Romantic symphonies alongside Brahms, Dvorak (an audible influence) et al, and represents an all too rare example of durable indigenously American composition from before the arrival of Modernism.

The Chaminade (I am working roughly chronologically) originated as a contest piece with strict constraints. As such it fits a lot of flute technique into a short span (a single movement under ten minutes). It is expressive and enjoyable, but not particularly heavyweight. Accessible and melodic however, it would work well as a concert opener in place of the usual overture, particularly where (as on this occasion) an orchestra’s principal flautist is able to tackle it, rather than bringing in an outside soloist for something that is not really a concerto.

Nancy Dalberg’s Capriccio wears its time and place (northern Europe in the early 20th century) fairly clearly on its sleeve, though it is broadly tonal and on the less aggressive end of modernism – the main influence is probably Neilsen, who taught Dalberg composition for some time. Nonetheless it is punchy, full of contrast, range and energy, exhilarating (especially if taken at the full indicated speed, which thankfully was reduced a little for this performance, given the acres of chromatic motor-rhythm quavers in 6/4 time that flesh out the climaxes in the inner string parts). Possibly the least ‘accessible’ of the pieces we played, I nonetheless thought this was a great experience if you have the context of Nielsen, Stravinsky etc. to place it within, and at under ten minutes again could easily be paired with less intense works for purposes of keeping a generalist audience engaged.

Grace Williams’ Penillion I found fascinating. As the name implies, Williams was Welsh, and she was partly mentored by co-nationalist Ralph Vaughan Williams (I believe no relation), also being part of a female compositional circle with Imogen Holst (daughter of Gustav). This four-movement tone poem uses folk song-like melodies and touches of modalism, with great atmosphere, free-flowing phrases that escape regular metre, and a lightly-worn awareness of what high modernism had done a generation earlier. If the last movement – all ‘renaissance’ compound time dance rhythms and flirtations with the Dorian mode – was in danger of becoming musically insubstantial, somewhere between Peter Warlock and Hans Zimmer, it at least resolved the yearning of the slower movements and the dangerous-sounding, barely contained chromatic energy of the second. Certainly the piece of the evening I would most like to hear, and play, again (though this may say something about my relationship to the late Romantic and Modern periods, or indeed about how much melody the violas get to play in the third movement).

The odd one out, I felt, of the programme was the two Wiseman movements. I gather from one of the orchestra that the composer was consulted on the choice from among her works, and I wonder if the rest of the programme had not been fixed or was not communicated. Certainly these seemed, in the context of the rest of the music, like an overreaction to the expected abilities of an amateur orchestra and musical understanding of their audience. Everything I would expect from a British royal celebration commission, they were rather like Walton coronation music on a low-fat diet. Is it too much, I wonder, to imply that by this date, being a woman in composition may constitute an advantage (particularly in gaining commissions for the birthday of a queen), whereas Beach, Chaminade, Dalberg and Williams were all very aware of having to be twice as good to be respected half as much (the phenomenon of male condescending surprise at the composer’s sex occurs in the nineteenth-century biographies at least)? Probably so – I should in fairness respect my own theory and discover what Wiseman’s music for less functionally and traditionally constrained purposes is like first.

My main takeaway lesson from this concert would remain that researching previously unknown compositions and composers is effort on performers’ and organisers’ part that would be well rewarded. A nearly full house for this concert illustrates that audiences do not always want to be played ‘something what we know’. And it is a sad but undeniable truth that no woman composer later than Hildegard of Bingen but earlier than about Rebecca Clarke has a solid place in the canon – and neither of those wrote for orchestra. Let us have a little daring. The surface must barely have been scratched of no longer played art music that would be a refreshing change – and the motivation of curiosity might even actually attract more attention than going to hear a programme you could almost certainly replicate out of professional recordings you already own.

Look at us, we’re so evil

On Friday night, The Filthy Spectacula played the impressively dark-sounding Club Antichrist, with its similarly hair-raising strapline of ‘Europe’s biggest fetish / alternative / crossover event’. To be honest, after all that, the most remarkable thing about the event was possibly the start time for our set: scheduling to go on stage at ten to one in the morning might be a new record for me.

In essence (and this should reassure my partner if no one else), this was a goth club night with a relaxed policy on extremely revealing dress codes (which I only noticed a couple of people exploiting – maybe it was more extreme in the DJ rooms, who knows). In fact if you were looking in the right direction at the right times, the general popularity of military uniforms, gas masks and corsets in grown-up dressing up means you could almost have been in the short-skirted and monochrome corner of a steampunk convention (though steampunks aren’t known for listening to the sort of stuff they were playing here). The exception was basically the top room of Islington’s Electrowerkz, which was hosting an eclectic (note: this is not inherently a value-laden adjective) string of live entertainment acts at intervals through the night.

If the crowd were still on their way to the venue, or too busy looking cool in their black leather and more black, to dance to quasi-German industrial metal band Fleisch (a shame, as they really gave their set their all), they were a little too drunk and rowdy for the rather technical demonstration of tying up one’s partner in rope that was third up. That probably should have been placed before Satan’s Striptease – of which the only obviously evil aspect was the strategy of suckering in the audience with two female performers, followed by a man in (initially quite convincing) drag. One suspects horny gullible men got a nasty shock at some point in his routine. The last quarter of their set was another male act, this time in homage to ‘Dance Magic’ from Labyrinth – which might actually be damnable if you’re a devoted Bowie fan. If, like me, you were standing far enough back for the audience to block most of the performer’s height, then it was merely quite funny.

Anyway, people taking their clothes off drew people to the stage, but I think we were the only act to really get many of them involved. It wasn’t an earth-shaking night for audience reaction by Filthy standards; nothing to a Rumpus or some of the other ‘alternative’ nights we’ve played; but it certainly wasn’t a disappointment either – and given most goths won’t or at least don’t dance to the music of their chosen subculture, if we can get them to dance to dance to us we must be doing something right. Or something very wrong, depending on how you look at it. Hmm.

Continuing a theme of lots of people dressed in old-fashioned formal black, I played an orchestral concert the following night. Actually I have a grim suspicion I’ve used that joke before in this blog, so I won’t try and pursue it any further. Anyway, the rest of the weekend can have another post to itself I think.

Do you run an event with an awesome strapline? Why not hire the Filthy Spectacula to make things a little more genuinely edgy and raucous than would otherwise be the case? We have a clear diary until May … give your punters some stories to tell!

Going highbrow and lower

I’m enjoying having good reasons (most directly, though not solely: paid concerts!) to do some classical playing at the moment. The pattern I’ve observed in the past holds particularly true at the moment, that outside the classical world, almost all my work is playing violin, and inside it the viola tends to dominate – not that either is clear-cut. To some extent I’m deliberately swimming with the tide on the latter, choosing to emphasise or play viola where there’s any element of choice in the matter (not that that’s very often – any gig at all is precious enough, let’s be honest!). It at least serves to rebalance the amount of time I spend with the lower instrument, which at one point looked like getting thoroughly neglected through pressures of band gigging on violin.

The medium-term art music project of the moment, very freshly begun, is studying with Marie de Bry (Google the name) towards a performance diploma – Trinity’s ATCL, to be specific. But there isn’t much to see of that yet, or really at all until (and assuming) I come out with the certificate and the letters after my name. So I’ll focus more on the gigs I’ve managed to pick up in the foreseeable future.

Amateur orchestras can, counter-intuitively, be a valuable source of work for players of instruments where demand for players relatively often exceeds supply – percussion (particularly if you own your own timpani … ) for instance, double bass – and on occasion viola. The pay is variable but many ensembles will find profitable cash to plug gaps in their sections, only a final rehearsal on the day is usually actually compulsory, and the atmosphere is usually a little more informal (or professionalism a little scanter, depending on your outlook) than an all-paid group. Not needing to turn a profit on concerts in the same sense can lead to a more exploratory choice of repertoire too, though this can cut both ways.

I have two of this type of concert coming up this month, and another in July. In between, in May, there is another classic lower part of professional classical engagement – the orchestra, all paid but with little (or more often, though not this time, no) independent existence as an ensemble, to accompany choral society on one rehearsal. So here’s how the classical sub-schedule looks, for anyone bored of constant rock gig plugs:

Saturday 4 March

St Catherine’s church New Cross, 7:30, Harmony Sinfonia: a concert celebrating women in classical music, with female composers, conductor and soloist. More or less as a result of the concept, you are likely not to have heard of the pieces or composers involved – having been doing some research and practice for this I would describe that as a shame and an unjust one in most cases. For the record it will be: Grace Williams – Penillion; Nancy Dalberg – Capriccio; Cecile Chaminade – Concertino for Flute; Debbie Wiseman – two movements from the Queen’s 90th birthday celebrations; Amy Beach – Gaelic Symphony. If you can’t make it and are interested in (particularly) late Romantic and more accessible modernist music, have a listen online. If you can make it, do.

Saturday 11 March

St James’ church Piccadilly, 7:30, London Repertoire Orchestra: a more mainstream programme here, with an orchestra I’ve bumped a couple of times in the past and know to be of excellent standard. We were rehearsing with the concerto soloist last night and I assure you as far as she is concerned you lose nothing by not seeing a pro orchestra. This is also a charity fundraiser (and no, my fee is not being deducted from the money raised!). Beethoven – Leonora overture no. 3; Grieg – Piano Concerto; Brahms – Symphony no. 4.

Saturday 13 May

St Mary & St Nicholas Spalding, 7:30, South Holland Singers and the Lincolnshire Chamber Orchestra: Mendelssohn – Elijah. Speaks for itself really, if you don’t know this Romantic take on the Handelian oratorio concept (with occasional glances, this being Mendelssohn, at the Bach Passions) then I recommend getting to know it. I need to sort out the logistics of this trip into Lincolnshire at some point!

Saturday 15 July

Challow Park Studios, nr Wantage, 7:30, The Challow Chamber Players with Sarah Barnett: returning to old stamping-ground around Oxford for a string orchestra concert that will definitely be staying on my CV for quite a while. Tippett – Concerto for Double String Orchestra; Britten – Les Illuminations (I am very much given to understand these are works that are always implicitly followed by exclamation marks!).

Meanwhile, tomorrow night I’ll be about as far from classical concert environment as possible, playing a Filthy Spectacula set at 1am during ‘Europe’s biggest Fetish / Alternative / Crossover event’, as club night plus live entertainment of all (not necessarily definable) sorts Club Antichrist bills itself. But that’s already sold out so I don’t need to plug it and will write about it after the event – if I make it out with functioning vestiges of sanity …

When is your smallest gig also possibly your biggest?

Of course, it’s about afterlife, where things lead … Not, in the case of Saturday night’s Filthy Spectacula gig, a showcase or audition that might be our ‘big break’ (they virtually don’t exist any more, though we would consider truly believable and acceptable offers). Our reasons for wanting to play at the Quiet Whistle Test project (check out Facebook and YouTube for more) were subtly different.

Because besides playing to about 20 people in a (rather large and essentially converted to a film studio) living room, the QWT sets are all filmed and audio recorded to pro standard, edited down from four continuously rolling cameras and a multichannel desk feed. For us, that captures a slice (about half an hour, with the slight constraint of small space and small audience on quite how overboard our showmanship could go) of the genuine live Filthy experience – something our studio recordings, good as they are, are much further away from, and music videos are in a sense tangential to, and which handheld cameras in the audience at gigs tend to render only fuzzily and with sadly overdriven microphone levels, however much of an overall impression you can get of loud enjoyable bouncing around.

Naturally enough, that together with the magic of the internet enables us to spread the Filthy gospel (or, as we like to call it, ‘the bad news’) to people far and wide – to people we can never really hope to play to in person (we’ll keep you posted on the tours to New Zealand, Siberia and Uzbekistan). But also and perhaps of more immediate importance, to people who’ve never yet heard of us, but who we might play within striking range of – and who might just google the name off a poster, or see the video first and the gig date second, and think ‘that looks and sounds like a lot of fun. I’ll go and see that live.’

So the number of people we were really playing to that night might dwarf the number in the room by a hundred times, or a thousand. But there’s more to it than just online fans, or even filling up gigs in areas where we aren’t that well known.

Because the single most important audience for any band (sorry to break this too you) is promoters and organisers. Oh, we hate playing to empty rooms, and if there isn’t the evidence of punters turning out for you then most people won’t book you. But nobody will book you if they don’t know you exist, or if they don’t think you’re any good. Or if they aren’t confident you’re any good live.

So this is where live video such as we were making really comes into its own. Because much as we’d love to, we can’t pay travel costs and entry fees to bring event bookers into our gigs from far and wide, even if they had the time. And without good quality capture of a live Filthy phenomenon, it’s easy for them to doubt our swearing blind that we’re the highest-energy, most good unclean fun live act since punk petered out the first time round. Less so with the evidence right under their noses, or wherever they put their computer screens and headphones.

Judging by the live sound on the other two bands on the night (hosting prog project Quiet Wish (spot the double-layered pun in the event name, if you’re old enough to remember / inquisitive enough to have discovered Old Grey Whistle Test) and Hampshire folk champions Meon Rose) and by the evident technical know-how involved, we are all in for a treat when the footage is released (probably in mid-March). Let’s make our smallest gig yet one of our biggest ever.