London Viola Player, Violinist & Arranger For Hire

For the records

Well that was an intense and intensive weekend down in Sussex somewhere (my sub-Humber geography is terrible) at the superb Yellow Fish studios. Imagine an engineer, a load of very swanky music kit, a pro producer with a CV as long as your arm and the assortment of personalities that is The Filthy Spectacula (plus two band widows), trapped in a converted farm in the middle of a wood up an unlit track where no-one would hear you scream even if you weren’t in a soundproofed room, for two days, making scary music at pressure-cooker heat. The blood and black sprinkles cupcakes were the least of it.

Ross Landau, who got twice as much out of us in the time as we had any right to achieve and succeeding in showing us what producers are for (I think all of us had only worked with engineers before and it’s a totally different concept), deserves a much better memorial to his weekend’s work than this but I have to put his description of the third track (featuring a lot of acoustic instrumentation, prominent fiddle and lyrics about alcohol-induced insanity) down somewhere for posterity:

Oliver! meets Jacques Brel meets Ian Drury – you should send it to Later and Tim Burton

Watch this space; meanwhile the brand is taking wings ahead of the band. Our merch plans are epic. What do you mean we haven’t played any gigs yet?

An urban adventure

Yesterday evening really deserves a post to itself. Less the music than surrounding events.

So I was going to a band audition. I’d worked out what I needed to do: train times into London after work, Tube (one change) across to London Bridge, another train out to Peckham Rye, then I had a map to get to the address of the rehearsal space. All worked out to land me there for the agreed half seven start.

All good as far as Paddington. Made it onto the Tube (Circle) – full, being central London about half 6, but nothing unbearable. Then one or two stops in comes the announcement that there are delays produced by severe disruption on the Northern line – which is what I’m changing to. Several overlength stop pauses and increasing crowding later, it was evidently all too true.

Fighting my way round the labyrinth that is King’s Cross underground station to the Northern line takes a while; the tunnels are so circuitous, the Underground décor so uniformly indistinguishable that I could very well have believed I emerged onto the same platform I’d left. However, it is the right one and I squeeze myself into another train.

The Northern line is a byword in London (apologies to those I’m teaching to suck eggs). It’s deep below ground, with correspondingly small and rounded tunnels and therefore trains. It runs a long way through key business and residential areas and so is always busy, and horrifically so at peak times. I commuted on it for a three-week intern placement after university and once had to get on the third train to come along because there was no physical way of fitting more people into the first two. There was an exposé a couple of years back about the amount of space per person on rush-hour Tube trains being so small it would be illegal to put cattle in, and they must have done the study on the Northern line.

It feels every bit like it tonight. I’m crammed in, standing against a carriage end with a manbag full of music kit, empty lunchbox, you name it, and a violin case. Being that far down and that crowded, there’s no trace of the crisp October evening out on the surface (and beyond the sprawling heat island-continent of the metropolis), and I’m sweating horribly in a three-quarter length wool overcoat. Eventually I find enough space to take it off and carry it, while we grind through stops, waits in stations and slow movement.

By London Bridge I’ve got three minutes left to catch the train that won’t give me much time to spare at the other end. It’s been a while since I was at London Bridge, though it was on the way to my Kentish first girlfriend’s home. I’d forgotten it’s not so much a station as a collective label for a disparate set of platforms. First up and round, a good five minutes’ walk at a normal pace, from the underground to surface level; then past signs – left to platforms 1 to 6, right to the rest; a departure board, I need platform 14; through ticket barriers, 7 to 13 one way, 14 and 15 still round to the rest; now I know the train I’m getting is four minutes late so I’m walking rather than jogging but it’s still a way and the sign isn’t well positioned to show me platform 14 itself. If the train had been on time I would have missed it.

The platform is full of people. It looks like one of those mid-century photos of the London dock commute, or cheap excursion trains, or evacuations, or something. I keep walking down until and as the train arrives, the layer of people gradually thinning from a solid quadruple and starting to funnel into train doors, until it looks like everyone might be in soon and I take the next entrance. At least I’m far enough down to get a seat this time.

Peckham Rye is only ten minutes away. With the train being late though, I’ve only got five minutes to find my way to the audition if I’m going to be on time. The station is contained within one of those shopping arcades that probably looked like up-to-the-minute covered markets redux when they were built but are now (as it’s nearly half seven, it’s completely dark) dingy, grubby and confusing to the newcomer. There’s a bloke begging positioned strategically in the crossways of aisles right outside the station.

It’s not clear which side of the station I’ve come out of according to my map, and I turn back on myself a couple of times before finding the right direction. This handful of roads is a textbook version of what middle-class people who want to be trendy and alternative call ‘vibrant’ – bright lights, bilingual shop signs (nowhere seems to be closed yet), open grocer’s / food shops with bunches of coriander, enormous yams that look like logs piled up, the yells of butchers in languages I don’t recognise let alone understand (I suspect some are Arabic but many more could be from sub-Saharan Africa) and the pervasive smell of meat that’s been hanging unrefrigerated all day, or offcuts and drips that have fallen underfoot and festered.

Once I turn off the main road towards my destination though, it all changes. No one is around, the street is dark and I pass small suburban houses, various council office signs mostly to do with social housing. It doesn’t take more than two minutes to reach the right street, and I turn out to be a couple of numbers away from the address. The landscape has changed again, to an industrial estate which is deserted at this hour to the point of looking like the set for a rather unpleasant scene from a gangster thriller. Number 133 appears to be a set of tall metal gates; as I arrive the security guard is letting a lorry out and I walk in through the pedestrian gate let into one of the main ones.

I arrive in still greater darkness within what would be a courtyard if it had any definable shape, rather than an unplottable straggle around towering shapeless buildings and largely unlabelled doors. There’s a sign showing unit occupancy, but there’s no map and rather unsettlingly unit 2A is shown as ‘To Let’. So I walk on, coat firmly wrapped around me, looking like I know where I’m going in my best traveller-away-from-home-culture manner; at least I don’t need to consult the map now. There’s what seems to be a soup kitchen; a subcontinental tailor with a brightly-lit entrance that opens onto stairs upward, cluttered with overflow of this and that, dominated by a sari-clad mannequin, the arm towards the outside missing. There are lots of doors but few numbers and no clear sense of order. I eventually find some numbers near to the one I’m after (something like 2B and 2A.1), though nothing with any indication of what’s inside or looking really like it’s open. I procrastinate briefly and then ring the bandleader I’m meeting, who I can hear directly as well as over the phone almost from the moment she picks up, emerging from an anonymous and darkened small doorway practically in front of me.

Oh, and then we played some music and stuff and they’ll get back to me and it took me ages to get home but I didn’t have to get up this morning and it was cool, you know?

Prestissimo con moto perpetuo

So no posts for a few days, and here’s why:

Monday: lunchtime recital with the String Project
Monday: extended pre-recording practice with the Filthy Spectacula

Tuesday: desk job, therapy
Tuesday: extended pre-recording practice with the Filthy Spectacula

Wednesday: first meetup and rehearsal with (primarily) events string quartet
Wednesday: practice with celtic-Americana-function band possibly (or possibly not) still called the Bateleurs

Thursday (today): desk job
Thursday: audition with Ella and the Blisters (google them – they’re loads of fun!)

and coming up:

weekend: demo recording with the Filthy Spectacula (20 hours in 2 days, on the south coast)

There may have been some eating and sleeping in there but I’m not really sure, I only remember a lot of time on public transport reading. I’ve reread The Picture of Dorian Gray and got a fair way into Lyrical Ballads, think I’ll get onto Frankenstein quite soon. This is partly what I’ve got sitting around on the shelves but also nineteenth-century Gothic should put me in the right frame of mind (unframed?) for this weekend’s recording sprint-marathon.

Split personality

So, I’m having another change of expectations moment.

I went into trying to pick up music work anticipating that I would end up at least bidding for a real mix of work across two instruments (maybe sometimes using both), a variety of genres and contexts, live and recording, acoustic and amplified, etc. etc. I had some idea of things I thought would generally be out of reach (orchestra memberships, top-end session work) but otherwise expected a right jumble.

It’s actually more a game of two halves in terms of anything I’m getting. One half is violin, or more post-folk fiddle, amplified, with bands where sheet music is unknown, parts are my own or copied (perhaps approximately) from recordings for covers and the backbone of the group is generally vocs, guitar, drums. The other half is viola, essentially in the classical world even if it’s not concert hall performance (some of it is), and so acoustic and fully scored. Both are gathering some momentum, the two seem pretty much entirely separate at present.

Nothing wrong with that, although it does feel a little disintegrated at present swapping between the two. The fact that the folk/pop/Americana/Celtic/dark cabaret/etc. sphere wants violins but hasn’t heard of viola is hardly news to me, and it’s a welcome relief to have my suspicion confirmed that the market for gigging band fiddle players is a lot less flooded than that for classical violinists. I’m still somewhat surprised at how few other people seem to be playing violin through a pickup by ear and/or off chords to be honest, but there you are. The big shock for me is how much easier it is to get paid for viola than violin. Given that in general you need two violinists for every one violist in almost anything, and given that violin work is incredibly competitive (down in circum-London you would appear to need a conservatoire degree to stand any decent chance of actually getting anything; even current students will usually end up outbid) – how is it that self-made marketing material, commercial confidence and basically the ownership of a viola are adequate to have a fairly high success rate in applications?

(Note to any of my current or prospective musical colleagues: I can in fact play the viola, quite well thank you, I don’t just own one. But it’s my serious conviction that people haven’t generally looked at my CV or listened to my demo recordings to confirm this before booking me to fill a viola chair.)

Swapping from violin to viola (in particular; to some extent the other way) is an emotive subject. Nonetheless, I would suggest that if you’re pro-level proficient at violin, you will be able to play the viola to the extent of producing the right notes with some control over volume with a fair amount of ease based only on practice – you may not be a genuinely good viola player, but see the sentence before that note above. So today’s big-reveal conclusion: career advice in conservatoires is nowhere near hard-nosed enough and should be telling all the violinists to buy violas, noodle around on them and teach themselves alto clef; because unless everyone actually does it, it stands a good chance of being more lucrative than violin. Even if you are the butt of all the jokes.

Few bars of lunch?

… all right, we can make it a glass if you like. Either way, the String Project are doing our first all-acoustic performance in a while – this has also sadly involved dispensing with vocals and beatbox as well as visuals, but nonetheless it’s a pleasure to play knowing you’re hearing exactly what each other are playing and the audience are hearing, rather than the odd buffered-off feeling of being dependent on monitors (or even worse guesswork if you’re amplified but there’s no foldback … ).

Monday (yes, this Monday, the day after tomorrow), 1pm, church of St Michael at the Northgate, Oxford. Best of all, not only do you get 40 minutes of live, intimate, acoustic chamber fusion to break up the middle of your Monday (all Mondays need breaking up, whether you do a 9 to 5 or not!) … but you get it for free! Excellent. In the words of walking Oxford institution Matt Sage, see you down the front …

Part-timers?

Today, I have been moving the majority of my worldly goods into my new home. And unpacking, tidying, cleaning, doing laundry, setting up, printing, scanning, filing, replying, communicating. I have not played a note of music, despite having got up at seven and it now being quarter past four. I’m now blogging and I need to do a bit of running repair on my bike, bring the laundry in before it gets dark and cook and eat some dinner at some point.

All of these are things that I used to get done alongside a fixed (or fairly fixed) hours desk job. They would happen in the evenings and at weekends, or on days off taken out of my holiday allowance (US readers may need to look up the last phrase in a UK-based reference work as I gather it has no cultural equivalent). But now (on the music side; ignoring the two days a week of desk work I still do) there isn’t a set of hours for me to adhere to; there isn’t even a total number of hours I’m supposed to work in a week, and if I tried to make it the 21 hours I’m no longer doing in my day job, that would probably be too much for potentially pay-related playing (possibly not on a longer than one-week average) and certainly too little for the gross total including travel, admin, organisation, communication and research / prep. Either way it would be a damagingly daft exercise to try and hold myself to a set number of hours.

A couple of weeks back I unreflectingly referred, in the context of organising a rehearsal, to someone with a conventional fixed-hours job as working ‘full-time’ – and promptly (rightly too) got pulled up on it by a friend who makes most of his living from teaching guitar, therefore often working any time but weekday daytimes (except in schools I suppose), but did not appreciate the implication he and those like him are only working part-time!

There is an inevitable switchover – if most music work of a fixed-time nature takes place outside of office hours (and that goes for concert-in-a-day exercises on Saturdays with professional orchestras just as much as weekday evening band practices), then spare-time necessities or indeed relaxations have to largely take place roughly when most people work. The interesting bit is trying to get the times and energy drains to balance, since I know from of old that there is enough time in a week for me to leave myself perpetually exhausted without being busy all day every day. And there isn’t a set of working hours to tell me to put the viola down and read a good book because it’s three in the afternoon …

Or News 25

I may need extra hours in the day at this rate. In fact (and rather appropriately to Filthy Spectacula (see the last post)) I could probably do with sleeping in the day for starters, as paid or not most music work would appear to take place between 7pm and midnight except at weekends, so my best chance for shut-eye is roughly during 9 to 5.

However, that aside my hometown band are active as well as my foreign projects! (you didn’t know Oxford was a country? oh yes, and very nationalist a lot of the locals are too) The String Project have a gig on 14 November at East Oxford Community Centre (this event for the antisocial media addicts – did I call it that out loud? oops … ). These are hopefully developing into a roughly monthly series, hosted by ourselves and the wonderful people, bottled ales and leather sofas at the Centre with a rotating cast of guest musicians. Some new repertoire this time too, including my first foray into arranging for strings and rhythm as a jazz group (you simply have to hear it).

Also making a welcome return are one of the fuller versions of our associated visual arts collective the Local Supercluster. Projections, films and montages for all, and hopefully a return of the real-time gig painting of Merlin Porter, who in my opinion stole the show last time!

So get yourself down there, hear some music, grab a drink, try not to sleep on the sofas / floor cushions while I’m actually playing and maybe even buy yourself a unique original artwork of the night!

Martin Ash News 24

Apparently I’m really not going to have time to compress my news into daily portions, so I presumably need a 24-hour rolling news channel …

Firstly, the Filthy Spectacula have gone public! Facebook page here: https://www.facebook.com/thefilthyspectacula website under construction, demo recordings being made in nine days (Croesus* that’s scary), visual brand under discussion, photos and video to come soon … it’s all getting real! Brace yourself for some loud, dark, spectral and boozy gigs (and that’s just the lyrics).

*I think this would make a great swearword / blasphemy, and as a moderate anti-materialist it’s deliciously ironic. Maybe I’ll try and introduce it.

Dead music

So another announcement (future-facing this time!) – up-and-coming steampunk-dark cabaret-goth-gypsy-pirate-drinking band The Filthy Spectacula are going into the studio 25-26 October to record ourselves some demos!

I’m not going to lie, at less than double figures of practices it’s earlier than we might have anticipated; timing’s driven by availability of a big-shot producer and the studio he’s bagged for us.

But, in terms of band chronology, it’s probably the right time – we have a core lineup in place (though a rhythm guitarist, possibly doubling on other instruments, would be good for letting our frontman loose from full-time guitar playing) and we haven’t yet started gigging.

Yes, you read that right – inasmuch as recordings are now essentially promotional material to get people into live gigs, which are where anyone makes any money, you want a demo in order to bag performance slots, rather than playing and building a ‘following’ before doing a recording. (The fact that (bad) recordings are easy to make so everyone has one that bothers to think about it is an influence as well.) Today the single, tomorrow the support slot, not the other way round; the day after, the world.

(Recorded music, not being live, is presumably dead – I mean recorded music isn’t at all dead as a cultural phenomenon, but you know what I mean. But also if most of your songs are about being undead, dead drunk or just plain dead, then it probably counts as dead music too.)